You Know What I Hate?

I love the part where you slow down the word "shit".

"SSSsshhhiiittttttttt."

And trying to stand up in the end! LMFAO!

Poopy brown eyes?

(pay attention)

Now what kind of species
would have eyes made of feces?

Feces attracts monkeys from far & wide
cause they're cages are like racquetball courts
they throw feces inside.

I....I....um, nevermind.

MonkeyJoe wrote:

(pay attention)

Now what kind of species
would have eyes made of feces?

Feces attracts monkeys from far & wide
cause they're cages are like racquetball courts
they throw feces inside.

I....I....um, nevermind.

LMAO!! hahahha
clever spin/parody mah frienddddd

That reminds me of a bit on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

They were doing Newscasters and Collin was "reporting" that reporters had chased Secretary of State Madeline Albright, demanding answers to their questions, so she scampered up a tree and threw poo at them!


I really miss that show!!!

Hysterical! Is that on youtube?

and does anyone else remember Albright?

I LOVE Whose Line. My favorite show in the world.

So I was inspired by MonkeyJoe to write more poetry. I apologize in advance.

Travis's eyes aren't green or blue,
They're a lovely shade of poo.
Brown and dark, like a bottomless pit,
They smell very much like a pile of... flowers?


Score.

Oh Sarah! That is magical!

I couldn't find the one with Albright, but I did see the clip to one of the very funniest moments in all of Whose Line? history! They had Richard Simmons on and used him as a prop. The part with Collin riding Richard (playing a jet ski) almost had me wetting my pants the first time I saw it- even Drew Carey was paralyzed by laughter! Here's the link-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k

Sarahndipity20 wrote:

So I was inspired by MonkeyJoe to write more poetry.

No,no. See I'm just stealin from the t-ster himself.

He's the inspiration. I'm just some jackass that's burning off some vacation days & beer.

I did, however, like your "ode to a poo"

RogCBrand wrote:

I couldn't find the one with Albright, but I did see the clip to one of the very funniest moments in all of Whose Line? history! They had Richard Simmons on and used him as a prop. The part with Collin riding Richard (playing a jet ski) almost had me wetting my pants the first time I saw it- even Drew Carey was paralyzed by laughter! Here's the link-

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That IS hysterical! You gots to see it to believe it!

What? Another verse? You think so? Well, okay, fine, you talked me into it.

When I watched his newest vid,
I saw him in drag and quickly hid.
But it made me such a happy lass,
When Travis smacked his lovely... gum.

Another good one!

Heh, very clever Sarah. I like it lol.

1) Sarah-Deez, LMAO @ your lovely verses..I'ma sign you to mah record label haha

and 2) Rog..YES!! The episode of WLIIA with ritchard simmons is HANDS DOWN..THE - funniest effing episode of in the HISTORY of that series

the USA version > UK version, btw

You are totally right Travis! The British version was funny, but with Colin and Ryan, along with Wayne, Brad, Chip, Greg and Drew, the least funny shows were great, while the best ones almost needed a warning that you could laugh yourself to death!

It was so sad to see it end, but that leaves an opening for you to fill one day!

I leave you guys alone for a couple of days... and all the sudden you get really chatty...

GREAT!

Time is relative! Posts now, in the past or the future are all one! We exist here in a constant state of T-dub-topia!

Rog, you're killin me! Time is one....LMAO!

TdashDUB wrote:

1) Sarah-Deez, LMAO @ your lovely verses..I'ma sign you to mah record label haha

You know I gots da flow...

or

something.

Yep.

Call me any time you get writer's block.

Sarah, Pepto-Bismol usually works for that...

bastardgay wrote:

I love guys for a couple of days... and all the sudden the little lady comes home...

GREAT!

You should probably lock the door.