I'm on my 63rd episode (the final one) of Six Feet Under.
Two of my favorite "gay" quotes:
David: (recording an answering machine message) Hi, it's David and Keith, but we can't come to the phone right now because we're too *gay*.
AND
Celeste: You ever been with a woman?
Officer Keith Charles: Of course.
Celeste: I don't get fucked in the ass.
Officer Keith Charles: That makes one of us.