NEWSFLASH - Heinz commercial you have to watch THIS VERSION

In order for Travis to be in the top 15, he has to accumulate views through this link:

https://www.youtube.com/contests_layout?name=TopThisTVChallenge&v=dfR4XHc6eSU&goto=267

He is entry #267.

I'll pass it on to all my family, friends, coworkers, strangers, my congressmen, etc.!

I thought Heinz chose the top 15?

But I'll pass it along to everyone, too!

I believe that's what it says, but I'd think that if one or two videos get a lot more views than any other, that might effect the judging! Anyway, it never hurts to spread our love of Travis among the masses!

We shall spread the love for Travis whether they like it or not!

If we find heretics who don't love Travis I recomend the appropriate response be something like tar & feathering, burning at the stake or castration. We must rid the world of the impure T-dub haters, and prepare the world for his domination! Muhahahaha! (rubbing hands together in a properly fiendish way)...

Take the meds, Rog.

Remember what the Doctors told you, you gotta take them everyday!

I thought I was only supposed to take them if I had a recurrence of homicidal activities?

homicidal or homocidal? oops, wrong area to post that in. LOL.

As Gene Simmons says... "The Bible says spread thy seed. And that's what I've done".

This Heinz commercial of Travis' is like well, Travis' seed.

So we should... ahem... spread it.

This isn't going so well. Maybe I need my medication - I'm starting to sound a little "Billy Chenowith" from "Six Feet Under"...

scubaguy wrote:

Maybe I need my medication

Yes. Yes you do

Rog, pass the percocet, would ya?

Quit hogging it all

I threw all my medications away! T-dub is all the medicine I need!

Good answer Rog lol

I fear for Travis's mental health tho, i mean, i'm not sure how he feels having all you guys drooling over him.

What he needs are some chicks!

Lol

I assure you my feelings toward T-dub are not the least bit sexual. I just figure there are all those people out there who get to join cults and worship some loser. I've decided to pick a winner! I'm planning on selling all my earthly goods and hand the money over to him, then live in a tent outside his house, to do his bidding. If he ever decides to become an evil villain, out to conquer the world, then being his minion would be a bonus!


Seriously though, if someone suffers from depression or simply don't feel good, I can't see how they'd not get better after watching a few of Travis' videos!

Pascal wrote:

What he needs are some chicks!

Lets see....Good lookin 19yo with a killer body & a GREAT sense of humor that made the somewhat romantic "youtube crush" video....

I don't think he's coming here for chicks...

cause he's banging their brains out in real life

Hahah you certainly have a way with words Joe, i'll give you that.

RogCBrand wrote:

swarming you like moths to a lonely street light on the bad side of town!

You Crack me up, Rog.

What's worse they'd be drunken, bulimic moths, vomiting all over and spreading STMDs and making noises that they call singing, but to human ears comes across as a combination of fingernails on a chalkboard and a jackal battling a hyena to the death!

Thank you! Thank very much!


I owe my sense of humor to reading The Far Side through my formative years! That, and perhaps as a kid supplementing my diet with lead based paint chips!

The BBQ ones? Those were good.

Especially with HEINZ KETCHUP!

Great plug for the ketchup! Heinz needs to know that we all loathed ketchup until seeing Travis' commercial!

Oh, great. Now Rog & I sound retarded w/o the "DUB love" part.

LMAO

RogCBrand wrote:

I owe my sense of humor to reading The Far Side through my formative years!

Ok, I'm gonna do my best to channel Larson for you. Place the following caption under your current avatar:

"The state of Oregon had finally stumbled across an effective Canine population control method: Dog Anchors."